Funny Bad Back Birthday Card – Sarcastic Minimalist Greeting

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Another year older... and your spine knows it. 😅
This minimalist birthday card keeps it brutally honest with a bold message: “Another year closer to a bad back.” Clean, sharp, and printed in black ink on crisp white cardstock, it’s the perfect sarcastic card for that friend, sibling, coworker, or partner who's "feeling it" a little more every year.

Whether you’re gifting it alone or pairing it with ibuprofen and a heating pad, this card gets the laugh every time.

📦 Card Details:
* Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
* Blank inside for your personalized roast or sweet note
* Printed on premium 110 lb bright white cardstock
* Includes white envelope
* Packaged in a clear, cellophane protective sleeve
* Ships flat in a rigid mailer for safe delivery

🎯 Perfect For:
* Funny birthday card for friend, sibling, or coworker
* Minimalist card collectors
* Birthday gift add-on
* Office birthday parties
* Anyone with back pain... or sarcasm in their soul

🚚 Shipping Info:
All cards are shipped in a sturdy rigid mailer to prevent damage in transit. We process orders quickly and carefully package each card in a compostable sleeve.

🌟 Customer Reactions:
* “Literally laughed out loud. This is my new go-to birthday card.”
* “Perfect for my friend who just threw their back out.”
* “Super clean and modern, great print quality!”

❤️ Bonus Idea:
Pair this card with a heating pad, bottle of wine, or bottle of ibuprofen for the ultimate over-30 birthday bundle. 😉