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You’re not old... you’re just retro. 🎶
Perfect for the friend who still remembers mixtapes and rewinding with a pencil. This funny birthday card blends nostalgia + sarcasm with a clean, black-and-white minimalist design featuring a retro cassette tape.
Whether it’s for a friend, sibling, partner, or coworker — this card is sure to get a smile (and probably a groan about "back in the day").
📦 Card Details:
* Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
* Blank inside for your personalized roast or sweet note
* Printed on premium 110 lb bright white cardstock
* Includes white envelope
* Packaged in a clear, cellophane protective sleeve
* Ships flat in a rigid mailer for safe delivery
🎯 Perfect For:
* Birthday card for him or her
* 30th, 40th, or 50th birthday celebrations
* Retro 80s or 90s party themes
* Funny cards for friends or coworkers
* Minimalist card lovers
* Gen X or millennial nostalgia
🚚 Shipping Info:
All cards are shipped in a sturdy rigid mailer to prevent damage in transit. We process orders quickly and carefully package each card in a compostable sleeve.
🌟 Customer Reactions:
* “Perfect mix of funny and nostalgic.”
* “Printed beautifully and shipped fast!”
* “Gave this to my brother — he LOVED it.”
❤️ Gifting Idea:
Pair with a cassette tape gift wrap, old-school candy, or a retro playlist link for the ultimate nostalgic birthday moment.