Funny Foodie Birthday Card – Well Seasoned Salt & Pepper

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You’re not getting older — you’re just getting tastier. 😄

This funny birthday card features the cheeky message: “You’re not old… you’re just well seasoned,” paired with a cute salt and pepper shaker illustration. It’s the perfect blend of humor and charm — ideal for foodies, chefs, or anyone who appreciates a little spice in life.

Clean, minimalist, and easy to pair with a food-themed gift or dinner night out.

📦 Card Details:
* Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
* Folded card, blank inside for your personal note
* Printed on high-quality 110 lb white cardstock
* Includes white envelope
* Packaged in a cellophane sleeve
* Ships flat in rigid mailer for protection

🎯 Perfect For:
* Funny birthday card for him or her
* Food lover birthday gifts
* Cards for dads, moms, siblings, friends, coworkers
* Restaurant industry birthdays
* Minimalist stationery lovers

🚚 Shipping Info:
Cards are shipped in a rigid mailer to ensure safe delivery. Packaged in a protective sleeve and shipped via USPS. We ship fast!

🌟 Why Shoppers Love It:
* “Hilarious and high quality!”
* “My chef husband loved this!”
* “The design is so clean and funny — perfect pun.”

🎁 Gift Idea:
Pair this card with a spice set, recipe book, cooking class voucher, or a fancy dinner reservation for a memorable birthday surprise.