Another Year Closer to Velcro Shoes Card – Funny Birthday Card

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Another year closer to Velcro shoes 😄

This funny, minimalist birthday card features bold black typography with the cheeky phrase “Another Year Closer to Velcro Shoes.” It’s the perfect card for someone who appreciates sarcastic humor, milestone birthdays, or a good laugh about getting older.

With its clean, modern design and unisex appeal, this card works great for friends, partners, coworkers, or family members. The inside is blank so you can add your own personal (or equally sarcastic) message.

Card Details
• Size: A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Printed on smooth, heavyweight white cardstock
• Includes a matching envelope
• Professionally printed with high-quality ink

Perfect For
• Funny birthday cards
• Milestone birthdays
• Birthday cards for him or her
• Friends, coworkers, or siblings
• Adults with a sense of humor

Each card is carefully packaged to arrive safely and ready to gift.

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